Lewquote Of The Day

"Dada, I need scissors. Dada, get me scissors." - Jillian

2010-10-26T10:38:00.000-07:00

"We're going to run some errands but we're waiting for your daughter to poop." -Pam

2010-02-15T10:32:00.000-08:00

"Did you hurt yourself? Is that what the ouch meant?" -Kristyn

2010-02-15T10:30:00.000-08:00

"I wish I were pregnant so you'd go to the grocery store and get me some cookies." -Kristyn

2010-02-10T19:54:00.000-08:00

"It's like I opened the door and dropped my condom." -Kristyn

2009-11-18T20:30:00.000-08:00

{Needs no explanation}

I love you Kristyn! =)

11/16/09

My favorite so far...

2009-10-14T23:28:00.000-07:00

Jason: "Are you going to use a washcloth?"
Kristyn: "I don't understand the question."

-10/9/2009

Kristyn Quote of the Day???

2009-08-13T21:49:00.000-07:00

So I only have one QOTD so far. Maybe I should change the name of the blog?

-Jason

"Do I want to slap fight you?" -Kristyn

2009-08-13T21:46:00.000-07:00

After I asked, "Do you want to swap sides with me?".

8/11/09

"I thought I had a bruise on my arm but it was just a wine stain." - Kristyn

2009-07-05T17:24:00.000-07:00

In reference to her "war wound" from our 3rd of July party the night before.

7/4/09

"I glanced over there and thought I saw a tiger!" -Kristyn

2009-06-08T17:56:00.000-07:00

In reference to a Boxer in the back of a truck.

6/5/09

"So you run like a 40 year old woman?" -Kristyn

2009-06-03T20:11:00.000-07:00

So I thought I thought was proud of my running distance and time last night but then I looked up some marathon averages and... I'm on-par with the national woman's average mile time, and the average age of female marathon runners is 40.

I've got some more training to do... =)

6/3/09

"Or when he farts by your head when you're holding your daughter" -Jason

2009-05-31T20:47:00.001-07:00

In reference to how "awesome" our dog is.
5/31/2009

"You have the franchise on big butts." -Kristyn

2009-05-28T20:34:00.000-07:00

Kristyn, regarding Jason's butt.
5/28/2009