"I can feel something stinging me! Oh, it's my leg hair." -Kristyn

"Dada, I need scissors. Dada, get me scissors." - Jillian

"We're going to run some errands but we're waiting for your daughter to poop." -Pam

"Did you hurt yourself? Is that what the ouch meant?" -Kristyn

"I wish I were pregnant so you'd go to the grocery store and get me some cookies." -Kristyn

"It's like I opened the door and dropped my condom." -Kristyn

{Needs no explanation}

I love you Kristyn! =)

11/16/09

My favorite so far...

Jason: "Are you going to use a washcloth?"
Kristyn: "I don't understand the question."

-10/9/2009